Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Thirty years after the events of the Return of the Jedi (1983), a new generation finds themselves surrounded by light and dark echoes of the past, while the balance of the Force teeters on the edge of a clouded future.


Lone Star and Barf are offered a shitload of money to save Princess Vespa and her space-car, and with the help of the wise yet plain Yogurt, Lone Star must learn the mysterious ways of the Schwartz to save the galaxy from the evil Dark Helmet and megalomaniacal President Skroob.

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